My husband James and I have always had a common interest in watersports, which we have known about from the start. You see, we actually met each other on a pee fetish dating site, and as luck would have it not only did we hit it off very quickly, it turned out that we lived in the same city! Wasn't long before we were meeting up and having fun. Both of us are similar ages too - mid 30s - and both of us have professional careers - he is a highly paid solicitor, and I am a teacher at a comprehensive school (If only my pupils knew what I was REALLY into...lol). Anyway, we love many aspects of pissing, including wetting, golden showers and even drinking each other's pee. And we love watching pee porn together, and sometimes we get great ideas from it. But one thing we both really get off on is peeing in naughty places, the dirtier the better. It is just such a turn on to just piss anywhere right in front of my man and then watch him do the same for me. And even when we piss on each other it is so much more fun when we do it somewhere totally outrageous like in the kitchen or something, instead of somewhere boringly predictable like in the bath or shower.
There have been one or two occasions when we have gotten home after some serious drinking and abandoned all sense of decency so completely that we just peed all over the living room carpet for fun. And it sure was fun, and I have often gotten off on remembering it. Problem is, our expensive carpets are so damn difficult to clean that we seriously regretted it in the morning, having to spend ages cleaning it as best we could, and still having to shell out on an expensive professional carpet cleaner. So with the exception of those couple of uninhibited drunken adventures, we never really made a habit of that. We have always loved reading stories about that sort of thing, and watching porn vids that feature that, and one of our favourite mutual fantasies is to just be able to piss absolutely anywhere without having to worry about the aftermath. Love to do it in someone else's place too - with their approval, of course - but that has never happened.
Anyway, also via pee fetish sites we have met and become close friends with two other couples who share our interests. One of them is Sharon and Clare, the lesbian couple (well actually they are bisexual, but we kind of think of them as the lesbian couple), two young blonde girls in their mid-20s, both nurses at a private hospital. The other couple are Mark and Sarah, he a bit older than her in his mid 40s, she in her late 30s. Actually, they first met in a very interesting manner - she was a professional high class escort specialising in watersports, and he was paying for her services...lol. But they fell in love, she gave up escorting, and they got married. She now works as a part time secretary in his business. He owns and runs a chain of local retail outlets.
Both couples live within travelling distance of us (within a couple of hundred miles of us anyway) and share many of our pissing interests, including our love of doing it in naughty places. We have shared many fantasies with each other over the internet, and become very close friends without actually ever meeting up. Anyway, the long and the short of it is that James and I are removing all our carpets to re-carpet the entire house, and also replacing the beds and most of the furniture. Our house is being entirely refurbished. With this in the pipeline we had a great idea. The carpets and the rest are being replaced anyway, so why not abandon all restraint, for once, and just have fun pissing everywhere? And we soon agreed that it would be absolutely splendid if Sharon, Clare, Sarah, and Mark could join us, so we told them of our intentions and extended the invitations. And they were well up for it. Arrangements were made, dates were set, and two days ago both couples travelled to our town in the morning. We met them in a local pub for lunch, where we all enjoyed a few drinks. This relaxed us and we were soon chatting as freely in person as we always had over the internet. We also pretty much filled our bladders, and headed back to our place in a couple of taxis.
And as soon as we arrived, the fun started almost immediately. We all entered the living room where my husband James immediately unzipped his trousers, took out his penis, and started pissing all over the living room carpet right in front of us all, grinning with pleasure as he waved his dick around to piss over as much of the carpet as possible. The rest of us watched in rapture or chuckled with delight at this sight.
Even as James continued to piss, Mark stood and unzipped his fly, and produced his dick, inviting Sarah to hold it for him. She got up from her perch upon the sofa and asked him to turn around to face it, aining his dick towards the right hand cushion where she had been sitting. The two nurses, Clare and Sharon were sat in the middle and left hand cushions, Clare in the middle. Suddenly, Mark was pissing all over the cushion right beside Clare, Sarah aiming his dick so that he peed all over it and against the back of the sofa too. And some of it was visibly splashing onto Clare, at which she grinned with glee. Noticing her pleasure, Sarah then aimed Mark's dick directly at her, so that he was pissing all over her, soaking her jeans and T shirt, Clare not minding at all. By now, I had placed my hands in front of James' pissing dick as he continued his soaking of the carpet. His hot yellow piss splashing through my fingers felt great.
Once James had finished, and Mark too had finished pissing all over Clare and the sofa, Clare stood up and announced to much laughter, including her own, that she had to change out of her wet clothes now, whereupon she stripped naked in front of us all. I assured her that I had some clothes her size when it was eventually time for her to leave. As she disrobed, I suggested that we all join Clare in removing our clothes and before long all six of us were totally naked. And the four girls amongst us were still badly in need of a pee.
Clare then stated that she had always loved the idea of peeing all over someone else's bed, and the idea of the owners watching her do it was a massive turn on. James and I just giggled and told her to go right on ahead, and led her up into our bedroom, the others following. Grinning in anticipation, Clare climbed straight up onto our double bed, stood with her legs parted, placed her hands upon her hips and immediately started pissing there. The hissing sound of her piss and the sound of it spashing down all over the bed was a serious turn on. And she swayed her hips as she peed, soaking as much of it as possible.
As Clare peed, her partner Sharon announced that she couldn't wait anymore, stood beside the bed where her lover was pissing, the bed on her left hand side, parted her legs, and reached down with her fingers to expose her peehole. Almost immediately, she started pissing right there, all over our bedroom carpet beside our bed, gyrating her hips delightedly to soak as much of the carpet as possible. Once both girls had finished, with both bed and a sizeable patch of the carpet soaked with their pee, my husband and I joked about how much fun we were going to have sleeping in that bed one last time that night (it was due for removal the next day).
Sarah, the ex-escort, then said that she really couldn't hold on much longer (neither could I actually by now). She said that she had peed on guys loads of times for money in her past, but had never peed on a girl and really wanted to try it. I myself had never been peed on by a lady, but the idea of it seriously turned me on. And this was my chance. So naturally I volunteered. But I suggested that as both living room and bedroom had been peed in now, we do it somewhere new, upon which I led us all back downstairs into the dining room, with it's plush carpeted floor and large glass dining table in the middle of the room. I climbed up onto that table and lay on my back upon it, as Sarah stood astride me, pulling her labia apart with her fingers. In no time at all she started pissing all over me and the table, skillfully thrusting her hips forward and back to piss all over my upper body, alternating between breasts and stomach, in a manner that clearly revealed plenty of practice at this sort of thing. It felt absolutely fantastic to have this girl's hot yellow piss splashing down all over my upper body, especially when her piss splashed off my tits into my face. An ever-growing puddle had formed upon the table around me, and soon streams of pee were actually flowing off the edge of it onto the plush carpet below. Sharon actually placed her face beneath one of these mini "water"falls, and opened her mouth so that Sarah's yellow pee poured into it. She gulped down several mouthfuls.
But it was no good. Once Sarah had finished peeing on me - covered in piss as I was - I announced that I really had to pee now and couldn't wait any longer. Struck by a moment of inspiration I laughed about how I was going to prove to them that I was the naughtiest of them all. I led them out into the kitchen, where I opened the door of one of the fridges, this one currently being used solely for the purposes of storing all the wine and beer we were planning on consuming. I announced that since this was what we would all be drinking, I had better christen it. Whereupon I stood before the open fridge door, thrust my hips forward, and amidst much laughter enjoyed a really long piss all over the beer and wine inside. About half way through, I backed away, closing the door, pissing all over it for a moment. Then I shuffled towards the other fridge, pissing all over the kitchen floor as I went, before opening the door. This was the fridge in which our food was kept! And I finished my piss all over everything inside it, to the wide-eyed delight of my husband as much as the others. I had never even shared fantasies with my husband about being THAT naughty before!
Anyway, the rest of the day carried on in much the same vein, all of us drinking much wine and beer, wholly undeterred by the fact that I had pissed all over the bottles and cans containing it. And our entire house became one big place of convenience for peeing anywhere we felt like. All the spare bedrooms were peed in, all beds peed on, all carpets pissed all over, all furniture soaked, all tables covered. Wardrobes and cupboards were peed in, walls pissed against - and not just by the guys. Several of us girls proved that we could do it too. I myself, at one point, did a piss against the living room wall! The only room that was left entirely untouched was the frigging bathroom...lol.
As well as all this, there were several golden showers and some piss-drinking. At one point, Sarah and I squatted over the faces of Clare and Sharon in the middle of the living room, and peed in their mouths as they drank it, which was highly erotic. We pretty much did that as a favour to the guys, who suggested the idea in the first place and wanted to watch us do it. And holding my guy's dick as he peed in Sarah's mouth was also a special moment.
Of course, eventually we all ended up having what can only be described as an orgy, fucking, sucking and licking each other in the living room, bringing each other to ecstatic climax as we frolicked upon carpets and furniture soaked with piss.
Anyway, that was two days ago. Yesterday we had all the workmen - and a couple of women too - round to remove all our carpets and furniture. We apologised for the state of it, inventing some excuse about letting our house out to a relative for a party, but that it was gatecrashed by hundreds of people who decided to trash the place. Not sure if they believed us but we promised them a big cash in hand bonus if they did the job. And I did at one point overhear one of the female workers asking a male colleague, with a grin, if he thought we were "perverts" who had had some kind of watersports orgy there, adding that you hear about that sort of thing on the internet. The guy responded with something like "you never know" or words to that effect. And knowing that that suspicion had at least entered their minds as they removed all our piss-soaked carpets and furniture, and remembering how it got that way, was also kind of turning me on A LOT ,I have to admit.