Not Necessarily in that Order

I love football,
I love baseball,
I love basketball,
And I love you too, I do.

I love my job,
I love my house,
I love my car,
And I love you too, I do.

I love my dog,
I love my TV,
I love my gun,
And I love you too, I do.

I love my coffeemaker,
I love my coffee grinder,
I love my toaster,
And I love you too, I do.

I love beer,
I love pizza,
I love ice cream,
And I love you too, I do.

I love sex,
I love another woman,
I want a divorce,
I don't love you Sue, so sue.