Gulf Shores, Alabama has got to be paradise. At least for me. Every year, my sister, Anna and I come here and spend a couple of weeks soaking up the sun and having a good time. Well, now that's not completely true. I have fun. Anna hardly ever goes outside the beach house She brings BOOKS on vacation. I mean, who does that? I love her so much, she tries to look out for me, but she just doesn't understand. I'm in my PRIME. I've got to have my fun while I'm still gorgeous. Now that Anna isn't pretty. A little stiff maybe but she's one sexy lady. I wish she'd show it off more. Those clothes she wears do nothing to show off her figure. She's shaped like a model, all tall and willowy. Her legs are amazing. I've always envied her legs. And she has naturally blonde hair without a hint of gray, even at forty years old. Of course, it's always up on top of her head. She really needs to let her hair down...literally! And her skin is unreal. Like porcelain. Pale and smooth and perfect. Maybe that's why she doesn't do much sunbathing. I just think she needs to date. She's so picky. I think she's had two boyfriends her whole life. Of course, she went out with them forever. I wonder...did they even have sex? I just can't imagine Anna doing the nasty with ol' Howard or Ed. They were good guys, but they seemed just as stuffy as Anna.
I kind of made it my mission to break her out of her prudish ways. I also like to shock her with my tales of sexual depravity. Oh, when I told her about that cute frat boy from the beach house down the street...I thought she was going to faint. He was a blast though. I told her all the kinky things I did to that boy. Breastfeeding him, sucking him with my own milk in my mouth. He fucked me so good. I hope he comes back sometime before we go back home. I could use another helping of that pretty boy.
I just feel so bad for Anna. She's stuck in her room again tonight. Poor dear.