Ode to Marriage

I say to you this, my marriage will last
My fate has been sealed and the die is now cast
The wife takes control and I gladly submit
It all works so perfect the way that we fit
And to those who will say I'm no longer a man
I just have my wife answer just as soon as she can
She'll tell you I'm happy and that's all that will count
And together our troubles we can always surmount